Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Seeing with the eyes of a dancer


"A Ballerina!!!"  ~  90-years-young gentleman to his companion on the subway tracks, his watery blue eyes lighting up, as he saw me walk down the stairs with a 50lb backpack that was causing me to hunch over...  So... not in what I would think is my most easy-to-recognize-as-a-dancer state.

I need this man's story.


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Image by Lyubomir Bukov on his site 

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

If you can't belt, suspender.

As I was playing and singing through my 15-year-old Miss Saigon music book (full of songs that are typically big belter numbers) while home for the holidays, I was surprised when my dad, sitting on the couch a few feet away the whole time, gave me an impromptu compliment, telling me I sounded great.  After a couple beats of open-mouthed disbelief, I replied that I would never sing anything in that register in a musical theater audition.  Equally surprised, and with his own two seconds of open-mouthed disbelief, he asked why not.  I explained that I don't really have a chest voice; everything I sing is in head voice or mix, and those types of songs are meant to be belted.

"I can't belt," I said.

He looked at me with a perplexed "so what?" expression on his face and said, "Yeah.... ?? .... So if you can't belt, suspender."

And that is my new motto.  

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Mr. Hueni would be proud

In the last 48 hours, I have been mistaken for a college kid twice.  This is apparently not only good for my ego but also for my improv skills....  The nice TSA lady who screened me at the airport just asked if my finals were over and how they went.  I smiled and said yes and that they went great -- because A. it's true... just a tad out-of-date, and B. it seemed like the answer that required the least amount of effort at 7 am when my brain was not ready for conversation.  Silly me.  She was a talker and started asking questions, and rather than correct the mistake at that point, I went along with it and had a long, in-depth conversation about my fake education and whether I see grad school in my future, and she ended by saying there was plenty of room on her refrigerator for my report card.... I always felt like I cheated the system in high school by getting the one section of speech class that didn't do improv.  Now I think I should get extra credit for successfully doing a whole improv bit with a character at 7 am on four hours sleep.  I guess I just passed a final after all.

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

A Glamorous Life

Not too long ago, I was hanging out with a group of people, most of whom I hadn't met before, who were friends of a friend in a very different career path and industry.  When they asked what I do, I found it a bit difficult to accurately answer, since what I do varies by the day, and the specific duties that make up, for example, stage managing, can be difficult to explain.  Some of the people in the group seemed to dismiss what I do as frivolous, and some commented that it's so glamorous....

I would argue that making art is never frivolous, because without art, life is sterile and static, and therefore not what I would consider life.

As for the glamorous part...

I worked as a PA on a film this weekend where part of my job was to tear open a condom wrapper so that you couldn't read the brand name but it still looked naturally torn, and then to drop it into frame just so. Over and over.

The director told me I was "the best condom dropper ever."

Yep.  Living the glamorous life.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Yes, These Words Actually Were Spoken.

Former New York City Ballet dancer, coming over to me and two other people on set the other day because she "couldn't stand the negativity" of the "harsh angular-faced, too-old-to-be-here" person she had been talking with: "People are so judgmental of me.  They must love negativity, and I'm just a positive person.  I live on the Upper West Side near Lincoln Center, and just because I have an amazing body and work out and look like, you know [gesturing to her face, which I guess we were all supposed to think was stunningly difficult-to-live-with gorgeous], everyone's always looking at me so judgmentally.  I have to wear baggy clothes and no makeup and a hat when I go for a walk if I don't want people to stare meanly and jealously and judge.  They're so jealous that I'm so thin."

Uh-huh.  Because good-looking, in-shape people are so rare in NYC.  Especially in the Lincoln Center area near the two major ballet companies and two huge ballet schools....

At another point during the day, she snapped at me, "You're like, just a 20-yr old" (well, hello, accidental backhanded compliment -- yes, I will accept you.) -- "you have no experience compared to me."  (I was trying to explain that taking Broadway to the set when we were already on Broadway would be faster than taking an avenue and a cross street because of that whole hypotenuse-is-shorter-than-the-sum-of-the-other-two-sides rule, or simply because a straight line is the shortest distance between two points, but apparently, as she so kindly explained in her 5 minute lecture-rant at me, the fact that she's a real estate agent and older than I am negates geometry.)  And her day wasn't complete without getting someone else in trouble, making up gossip about people (I'm proud to be included in that group of people), and telling a perfectly-shaped woman who loved the chocolate covered almonds at the craft services table, "I won't eat those.  I used to be a ballerina, so I'm very disciplined.... No offense."

At lunch she had a whole table to herself.

She's clearly doing a great job of spreading that positivity.

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Baby's All Grown Up

When I see a musical with a large ensemble, I frequently emerge from the theater gushing not about one of the principals but about one of the ensemble members.  A choreographer once told a dance class I was in that ensemble members in musicals are "moving scenery," and while I suppose that is true as they apply to the function of the story, I have always been captivated by the actors who make me realize that somewhere, in some alternate reality, their character is the star of their own show, and this scene in this particular show is just an overlap with their own story.  I remember watching Les Miserables on Broadway when the small ensemble character of Grantaire, whose arc normally consists of drinking and providing some comic relief while everyone else sings about the revolution, became the most complicated, engrossing character on stage to me.  This actor gave him a reason to drink.  This actor's Grantaire struggled with how he felt about the revolution, felt conflicting emotions when he offended Enjolras (the leader of the revolution and his friend) with his lack of interest in their fight, had a deep emotional connection with the child Gavroche, and ultimately joined his brothers and friends in the revolution, dying alongside Enjolras.  Somewhere, there was a show where this Grantaire, not Valjean and Javert, was the star.

Life is like that.  So frequently in this industry, people fly in and out of our lives, playing just a minor ensemble role so small that we barely notice them the first time we cross paths -- but one of the coolest things I've experienced is that rare opportunity when you run into someone months or years down the line, and, to extend the metaphor, this time your path has crossed into a story where you can not only watch them play a principal role but also see how much they've grown.

A couple years ago, I worked for a couple months on a film that was shot almost entirely in a studio.  There was a young PA in charge of ringing the bell to indicate we were shooting and that you couldn't go in or out of the sound stage's doors to the hallway or other rooms, and he had to sit by the doors and guard them.  I'm sure he had other duties, but I have no idea what they were.  To me, he was bell-ringer-dude.  He clearly didn't make much of an impression on me, because though I remember him and his name clearly, I can't remember a single specific interaction with him --  probably because bell-ringer-dude can't really talk, since his job is to make sure things stay quiet....  What I do remember, besides wondering what ladder has ringing the bell and guarding the doors as one of its rungs, is one day joking around with a friend that because we drank so much tea and had perpetually runny sniffly noses on the cold winter set, we were always standing there sniffling, waiting for him to let us through to the bathrooms, so he therefore probably thought we were cokeheads....  One day as we were standing there sniffling, he gave us a look with a small smile and shake of his head.  I'm still not sure what it meant.  But so then he became bell-ringer-dude-who-thinks-I'm-on-coke.

Fast forward two years, and the other day I discovered that bell-ringer-dude is now super-awesome-Assistant-Director-dude.  Not five minutes after the day began, before he'd even taken off his coat, I watched him masterfully handle a wardrobe girl who was looking for a fight.  "Looking" is actually too gentle of a word.  This woman was bound and determined to pick a fight with him, immediately launching into him when he'd done nothing wrong.  The easy, and satisfying, thing to do would be to come back at her with the same attitude she was giving him and tell her that her problem had nothing to do with him.  But instead, he gave her zero fuel to feed her fire, asking very calmly, with no sarcasm or condescension, what she needed, what she was seeking from him that she wasn't getting, and what he was doing that was impeding her work (none of which had answers).   No matter how hard she tried, she found it impossible to continue her attempted fight and eventually gave a halfhearted apology, to which he replied, "It's cool. You do you, I'll do me," and continued with his job, never showing any animosity towards her.  

Throughout the two days I spent there, watching him work was a lesson in management skills: always say thank you and make it clear how much you appreciate people's hard work; don't jump to conclusions; make it clear when someone did something wrong but don't hold a grudge or make it personal; if there aren't enough transport vans and you're asking some people to walk in the rain, walk in the rain yourself with them; never get defensive when someone criticizes your work.... He was always calm, in control, patient, decisive, and confident.  Pair that with the smarts and skills he clearly possesses, and I have no doubt that one day bell-ringer-dude super-awesome-AD-dude is going to be super-awesome-Director/Cinematographer/whatever-else-he-wants-to-be-dude.  I just hope my path crosses into that story, too.

Sunday, December 7, 2014

Resumé, meet Google

Late last night, I received a text from a number I didn't know.  A long text.  A three-paragrapher.  It was signed with a name that I vaguely recognized, and in the three paragraphs, I was offered comps to a new "Broadway" show in which this person was performing.  With only four performances.  Three of which were on the same day.  That's not normally how Broadway shows work.  As I stared at the name he signed on the text, it rang a bell.  Memories started flooding back of Googling his name at a show when my friend and I couldn't believe his bio. 

I went to his website and confirmed that yes, this was the actor I remembered being in awe of for the sheer audacity of the huge number of seeming... shall we say "un-truths" contained in his bio.  According to his website and bio, this man has done it all.  In addition to years on Broadway (multiple Tony nominations!) and in Television and Film, he was even instrumental in transforming Broadway's Times Square Theatre District!  If that wasn't enough for a young man who appears to be in his 20s, he's also a coach and teacher in "a wide variety of courses" who has taught "major celebrities," plus he's a "humanity activist... on many ventures."

Exhausting and impressive, right?  Funny thing is, you can't find a resumé for the guy.  You'd think someone who's been nominated for a few Tony Awards and who's worked extensively in TV/Film would have a resumé on his site.  Or at least some specific names?  ONE Broadway show he's performed in, ONE major celebrity he's coached, ONE venture on which he served as a humanity activist?  Oh, well, that's fine, because this is the digital age, so I'll just look him up on IBDB and IMDB.... Huh.  Well, that's weird.  No record of him having ever performed on Broadway.  There's one show he's credited with being a co-producer on.  It got a few Tony Award nominations (for individuals on the show -- not awards that go to the producers), so I guess those are his multiple Tony nominations.  A few IMDB credits (no major episodic or studio work) seem to fall short of the "years in commercial Broadway, TV, & Film" that his website boasts.  There's also a rather grandiose claim of an award from an organization I've never heard of, whose website is, well, a bit lacking.

The crazy thing is that I can attest to the fact that this guy has worked as an actor on at least one commercial Off-Broadway show, and yet, that credit is no where to be found anywhere on his site.  All he puts out there are boastful claims that he hasn't substantiated with any specifics.  If I were behind a casting table, a resumé with that one real credit would mean far more to me than a bio that, at least on appearance, doesn't seem to have much truth to it.  Especially when there's this magic tool called Google.

I'm sure that resumé lying/fudging/padding is a fairly common practice, though I imagine it's usually handled with slightly more finesse.  My favorite encounter with it is when I came across a resumé for someone who listed herself as an Assistant Stage Manager, "in charge of wardrobe and scene changes," on an original Off-Broadway musical.  Sure, that's great experience.  The only problem is that I knew that show had only one ASM from the first day of rehearsal until the closing performance.  And it happened to be me.

Be careful where you lie.  It's a small world.  And a large internet.  Oh, and that show I was offered comps to?  Yeah, it's free admission.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Captivating Extra

There's a meme that goes around on Facebook every once in a while about extras who almost ruined famous movies.  There's the guy who's laughing as he runs out of the water in Jaws, the Stormtrooper who hits his head on the ceiling in Star Wars, the kid who puts his fingers in his ears before a gunshot in North by Northwest....  Though I've seen most of the movies on the list, I have to admit I've never noticed any of the distracting extras on it.  And that's because they're... well... extras; we're usually not supposed to be watching them.  But I just got around to watching a Hot In Cleveland episode from a few weeks ago, and as much as I love Betty White and the gang, I must admit that the star of that episode for me was a woman who I have dubbed Captivating Extra.  I'm pretty sure she's in the encyclopedia under "pulling focus."  But oh, how entertainingly she did it!  As she sat behind Melanie (Valerie Bertinelli) at the restaurant, living out quite an evening, I don't think I watched Melanie once in that sequence of scenes.  I certainly couldn't tell you now what that scene was about. But that extra... Man, I was so invested in all that drama that must have been happening at her table -- I was even narrating her story line to my fiance throughout the episode.  She laughed, she flirted, she gossiped; then her table partner dropped a bomb, and oh, was she ever shocked.  I think she might have gotten a "I'm carrying your baby" line from her date.  She was so overcome with emotion that I was holding my breath waiting to see what was going to happen.  Would she storm out?  Would she throw her water on her date?  Would she.... Oh, no, wait, the camera angle just changed, meaning Captivating Extra can't get up if she wants to remain on camera, so instead she's going to lean in as far as she can and rest her head on her hands.  Looks like they're making up.  All's good.  Big smile... Uh oh... the eyes are growing really big now... the jaw dropped.... and.... and.... WHAT?! Scene over?!  Do the writers of this show not understand the soap opera that was happening behind Van Halen's ex-wife?  Sigh.  Now I'll never know the fate of Captivating Extra.  But please, someone get that woman an agent.  And no one ever let her be just an extra ever again.