Today
I discovered that if you're going to a super upscale fancy dinner party
whose snootiness makes you feel a bit uncomfortable and out of place,
and everyone else there feels right at home, then a pink streak in
your hair, neon pink nails, a big Mickey Mouse cartoon-strip band-aid on
your thumb, and a mood ring will make you feel much better.... Because in
the moments when you feel like Julia Roberts with the snail in Pretty Woman, you know that no one else there gets to look at their thumb and
watch a Mickey cartoon or twirl their pink hair while seeing what mood
they're supposedly in when they get bored.... I'm a
stylistic entertainment center!
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