Friday, October 7, 2016

For the lady with too many lint rollers

Well-dressed lady, after explaining that her friend made her sweater (which, though fuzzy and warm and perfectly nice, was nothing more complicated than a loosely knit, shapeless, white wool shrug sweater that shed everywhere, leaving a white wool Hansel and Gretel trail and continuously encircling her in a halo of white fuzz): She sells them at [an upscale store].  Don't buy them there, though.  They're expensive.  If you know her you can get them for the wholesale price.

Me: For how much?

Her: $250

Me: How much is the regular price???

Her: $850.

Me: Ohmygoodness!  I don't think I've ever spent even $250 on an article of clothing in my life!

Her: Oh. You and I are very different then.

Since I wore a $4.50 thrift-store skirt to The Cutting Room last night as part of my cute, hip, night-out outfit, this is probably a safe bet.  But more importantly, I'm clearly looking into the wrong places to sell my handmade jewelry.  Is this expensive shedding thing a trend?  If my necklaces shed beads as you walk, does the price go up??  Because I made a necklace that keeps losing tiny wire bead droplets -- so... if anyone wants to give me $850 for it, I'm cool with that....

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