Can
someone please explain to me the current trend of ladies wearing pants
that are several inches too short with boots? I'm sitting in the
walkway
between terminals at the airport with a delayed flight, watching the
people walking by and coming out of the Sky Club, and at least half the
ladies have several inches of bare skin between their pants and their
boots. I understand capris or rolled cuffs in the spring or summer with
sandals or sneakers or heels... but if it's cold enough to wear boots,
isn't it cold enough to wear socks and pants that don't, you know, look
like you bought them in the fifth grade? (I say this as someone who
still wears a pair of jeans from the fifth grade and many of my middle
school clothes.... But then, I haven't grown since then.) Perhaps my
problem here is that I don't understand trends. I was, after all, a big
fan of cozy long sweaters with colored skinny jeans as a child and, with
the help of my mom's wardrobe, rocked that look all through lower
school despite it being as far from on-trend as could be. I remember
that the black-with-white-stripes Adidas were a big thing at my school.
All the cool girls wore Adidas.... Why? Were they comfortable? Did
they go
with more things? I thought they looked a lot like my grandma's
orthopedic shoes and wore my rose-print-covered fake Keds instead. The
only trend I remember jumping on board with was bike shorts under my
skirts. Because duh, clearly that made sense. How's a girl supposed to
hang from the monkey bars without bike shorts??
But
the too-short pants with boots thing... Really don't get how this
became a thing. Is it like air vents for your knees? Is it an
evolutionary thing where by displaying that the woman has outgrown her
pants, she is signalling her growth genes? This must be it, right?
Because it violates the cardinal sin of women's fashion by chopping up
the leg line weirdly, so it's not about making women look better, and
surely thousands of women don't buy too-short pants either just because
they were in some runway show or because when some company got in an
order of their imported pants from China they discovered they'd been
manufactured in Chinese sizing and didn't want to waste them and so
declared it a trend.... Right?
No,
surely they're both comfortable and practical. I'm going to go with the
air vent and evolutionary growth genes answers. But I'll also
continue to look silly and off-fleek ("on fleek" is the trendy term for "trendy," right? Or is "on fleek" off-fleek by now?) with my
32-inch-inseam pants. There's probably some girl writing a blog
judging this choice right this moment....
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