At work, trying to get the spelling of
someone's name to fill out a form (and talking in person to someone
other than the woman whose name I was trying to get. And just to be clear,
I was talking to an American-born English speaker with no speech
impediments.)
Me: What's her name?
Woman: Mrcnfrmnra.
Me: Sorry, what?
Woman: Mrcnfrmnra.
Me: Sorry, can you can spell that?
Woman: M-E, no I think, M-C.
Me [after writing M-C and waiting 5 seconds for her to go on]: Yes? What comes after M-C?
Woman: N-E.
[I write N-E, then look up expectantly at her. She smiles blankly back at me.]
Me: What's next?
Woman: N-E.
Me: Another N-E?
Woman: N-E.
Me: Right, I have one N-E -- is there another N-E?
Woman: N-E.
Me: Okay, so another N-E. [I write another N-E, bringing the total to MCNENE, which doesn't look like any last name I've seen before, but whatever]
Woman, shaking her head: No. N-E.
Me: I already have N-E.
Woman: N-E.
Me: There's a THIRD N-E? Mcnenene?
Woman E. E. As in Apple.
Me: E as in Apple?
Woman: Yes, N, E, as in apple.
Me: A?
Woman: No, E.
Me [erasing what I've written and replacing it with M-C-N-A, and then showing it to her]: Is this right?
Me: What's her name?
Woman: Mrcnfrmnra.
Me: Sorry, what?
Woman: Mrcnfrmnra.
Me: Sorry, can you can spell that?
Woman: M-E, no I think, M-C.
Me [after writing M-C and waiting 5 seconds for her to go on]: Yes? What comes after M-C?
Woman: N-E.
[I write N-E, then look up expectantly at her. She smiles blankly back at me.]
Me: What's next?
Woman: N-E.
Me: Another N-E?
Woman: N-E.
Me: Right, I have one N-E -- is there another N-E?
Woman: N-E.
Me: Okay, so another N-E. [I write another N-E, bringing the total to MCNENE, which doesn't look like any last name I've seen before, but whatever]
Woman, shaking her head: No. N-E.
Me: I already have N-E.
Woman: N-E.
Me: There's a THIRD N-E? Mcnenene?
Woman E. E. As in Apple.
Me: E as in Apple?
Woman: Yes, N, E, as in apple.
Me: A?
Woman: No, E.
Me [erasing what I've written and replacing it with M-C-N-A, and then showing it to her]: Is this right?
[she nods]
Me: Great, so what's next?
Woman: N-E.
Me: Can you just say the whole name for me again?
Woman: Mrcnfrmnra.
Me, sighing. Okay, so there's another N-E as in apple?
Woman: Yes. No. Wait. M. M-E.
Me: Can you just say the whole name for me again?
Woman: Mrcnfrmnra.
Me, sighing. Okay, so there's another N-E as in apple?
Woman: Yes. No. Wait. M. M-E.
[I write M-E and she looks over my shoulder]
Woman: No, E as in apple. They're all Es as in Apple.Me: Gotcha. All Es as in apple. So M-C-N-A-M-A..... Oh, is her name McNamara?
Woman: Yes.
Me:..... Great.
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