I don't do "normal"

My fiancé, on phone, right after I answered: What are you doing?

Me: Eating a vitamin. It's chewable, and it tastes really bad and REALLY sour.

J: .....What did you say you were doing when I asked last night when I called?
 

Me: Sucking on a lemon.
 

J: It's never anything normal.  Eating a vitamin, sucking on a lemon, flossing....  Normal people answer "eating a bowl of ice cream," or "watching TV."
 

Me: If I were eating a bowl of ice cream, I probably wouldn't answer the phone.  I'd call you back.