So
I'm not terribly surprised that I don't understand the word du jour (I
have heard or read "bae" not once, not twice, not thrice, but four times
[can I make "quarce" a thing?... No?... Okay then... ] in the last 24
hours) and that Google tells me I'm way late on picking up on this
wordlet's usage (I'm making "wordlet" a thing, okay? Just deal. If "bae"
can be a thing so can "wordlet").... But my incomprehension of this
wordlet (see -- "wordlet" is a thing now) is particularly strong because
unlike, say, "on fleek," where people actually took the time to invent
or repurpose a word, is not "bae" a one-letter-and-zero-syllable
shortening of "babe?" Eliminating that "b" must do something nifty,
right? Anyone care to clue me in as to what that nifty thing is? What
additional connotation does it carry when a grown person calls their
significant other their "bae?" Because urbandictionary.com tells me "bae"
means "poop" in Danish, and dude, I don't think it's very cool to call
your sweetie "poop." In fact, I think it's positively ugsome.
Tuesday, February 21, 2017
On the ugsome wordlet "bae"
Someone
please explain "bae" to me. I'm not the hippest when it comes to
language. I was the kid in school who used expressions no one understood
because they were either archaic or British or both -- a function both
of my reading habits (why Dickens's "ugsome" and "mephistophelean"
aren't still commonly used is beyond me -- there's a great article about
this here)
and my heritage (though an entire 3rd-grade lunch table once made fun
of me for using "out of the blue" and insisted that wasn't a thing, and
I'm fairly sure it's neither British nor archaic -- though the incident
did inspire a years-long reservation about using idioms in front of
people I don't know well).... And I never really used any slang except
"Hypers," in a vain attempt to bring back the slang of 1930s and 40s Nancy Drew
books (I don't advise this -- people will look at you like you have the
thickest glasses ever and are wearing a "kick me" sign). "Dude" and
"cool" are about as slangy as I get, and I'm sure hipsters would frown
upon my usage of both those words.
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